El Dia de Los Padres

Today is father's day. I wonder when that began and whose idea was it anyway? I would wager a high amount it wasn't a father. I for one would really rather not have a day, but then I guess I am different. Being a father and being a mother are drastically different, it seems. There should be mother's day on a quarterly basis, while father's day should be held every four years, like the olympics. Just make me King, I will fix everything. I promise.